My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola

I'd rather be honest than impressive.

"I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger." -Dexter

"I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs." -Frank Underwood

My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola
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I’m leaving for college. My dog wouldn’t move from this position for the entire car trip
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Oh.
My.
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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.