My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola

I'd rather be honest than impressive.

"I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger." -Dexter

"I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs." -Frank Underwood

My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola
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samanthasatc:

Photography
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Photography
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radiantandfree:

When I’m trynna tell my BFF not to hook up with a guy at a party bc he is lame, stupid, gross and/or ugly
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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
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createthefuckingchaos:

evexm:

LOOK AT HIS SMILE UGH
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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and Classic Ranch Dressing
foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and Classic Ranch Dressing
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ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"